Friday, May 27, 2011

Seven bathroom stalls

Why are so many people, so clueless when it comes to restroom etiquette? yeah, this thought keeps me up at night. I've talked to others who have had this same frustration. Glad that i am not alone in this pet peave of mine....lol!! this may be too much information, but that's me.....i am "The Too much information guy." Okay, let me express it.....

At work, we have seven bathroom stalls, in the men's room.  Not that i have counted them, but, i think that is the number....lol!! anyway, who, besides me, cares about how many stalls are in the men's room, at my workplace? man, i wanna drive to work, right now, just to make sure that i am correct in my estimation.....lol!! this is really bugging me now!!!!!

You know what else is bugging me? hopefully, this bugs you, too....lol!! i could be in the "John" with three empty stalls next to me, and somebody will opt to cozy up to me in the VERY NEXT STALL!!!! HEY, WHY NOT USE ONE THAT PUTS A GAP BETWEEN US?.....LOL!! i understand if most of them are full, but, why choose to grunt next to someone else? i would love to ask them this!! i really would!

Hey, if your cellphone rings, while you're "doin the deed," is it necessary to answer at such a time as that??!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!.....LOL!!! nothing that i'd rather do than listen to somebody discuss with his wife, what they're gonna have for dinner that night.....lol!! for the life of me, i would NEVER want anybody to even know it was me, much less, discuss in a bathroom stall at work, on a cellphone, what i'm gonna do that weekend......PEOPLE ARE CRAZY......LOL!! YES, I LOVE MY LIFE...LOL!!!



Thursday, May 26, 2011

Missing the jugular vein

I have no idea on how anyone could ever get bored!! I love trying different things. I read an article on being ambidextrous and how it expands and improves the mind. This intrigued me!! i am always up for a new thing that will challenge me, so i decided to work at becoming ambidextrous....lol!!!

Some people shake their head, wondering why i do the things that i do. This is just who i am. My "critics" never try anything new. They are too busy trying to figure me out....lol!! i love to push myself, whether it is spiritually, physically, mentally, or relationally. My continuous striving for personal improvement isn't going to get me to Heaven, but, i figure, since i am here, might as well enjoy life and become better, all the way around....lol!!!

Fun fact for you.....Harry Truman, Michelangelo, Albert Einstein, and Leonardo Da Vinci, were all ambidextrous. They were all giants in their field of expertise. 


For those of you who are wondering, "What in the world does "Ambidextrous" mean, let me tell you. It means to be able to use both hands equally well. My son, Aaron told me that i'd NEVER be able to do it. His comment is all the motivation that i need.....lol!!!


I just finished shaving my face with a bic razor, using my left hand. I missed the jugular vein...lol!! Usually, i have more cuts on my face than a boxer in a title fight. I didn't even cut myself. This is rare for me. Normally, with my dominant hand, i have a tendency while shaving to cut myself....LOL!!!